Friday, July 24, 2015

Scandinavian Sojourn



Scandinavian Sojourn
July 2008


 We’ve been asked: Why Scandinavia?  Well, there’s Hans Christian Anderson, Victor Borge, Edvard Grieg, Bjorn Borg, ABBA, Vikings, trolls, fjords, smorgasbord.  Plus some cooler summer weather and up to 20 hours of daylight.  Heard on the radio that Denmark is the “happiest country in the world.”  Don’t know how that’s measured  ̶  some silly sociological survey?  ̶  but it sounds like a fine place to start a trip.  Our trips are generally independent, but after looking into the geography we’d want to cover, with complex transport options & myriad details for 3 countries, decided to take only our 2nd “escorted” trip (not counting a Rhine cruise).  Cosmos “Focus on Scandinavia” had excellent itinerary & price I’d have trouble beating on our own; Cosmos is the budget arm of Globus, a well-respected Brit company.  

 The package also made it easier for friends Diane & Jerry to join us, as they had for the Rhine cruise.  And Jerry has Viking (and/or troll?) blood from his Norwegian heritage.  We parlayed frequent flyer miles into almost all the airfare, saving lots of $  ̶  so that, as you’ll read, we were able to afford food over there! 
 Son Matt off to Germany on Tues. to perform w/ Argento chamber ensemble.  Marjorie to Queens on Wed. to help daughter-in-law Anthea & grandsons Willy & Miles.  I drive down Fri., 4th of July: hotdogs & beans our celebratory meal, plus local La Nueva bakery treats, NYC fireworks on TV.


 Saturday & Sunday 7/5-6:
          The trip begins!  Nice Hoyt car service driver we’ve had before for a ride to JFK on a quiet evening: easy drive, quick check-in & security.  Efficiently out of JFK on American at 11:30pm, an uneventful flight & a little sleep.  Early into London Heathrow at 11am.  A snack at Bagel Street Cafe during a 3-hour layover.  Departure on British Air delayed some, but a good tailwind gets us to Kopenhavn Lufthavn about ½ hour late before 6pm.  We sit among cricket players  ̶  how European!  Mostly sunny & what our pilot calls “tropical” (tho it’s only 24º C, about 75º F).  An ATM for cash.  None of these countries uses euros, we’ll have to figure 3 kinds of kroner: Danish DKK, Norwegian NOK, Swedish SEK; exchange is $.20 for DEK & NOK, $.17 for SEK.  
 
 Taxi to Quality Airport Dan.  Oops, no record of us.  Cosmos group is gathered in nearby lounge.  We meet our guide Andrej Schergin (Russian, now lives in Vienna) who takes care of our room after the greetings & info session.  Hugs w/ Diane and Jerry.  First dinner is included, /wouldn’t you know: a fish appetizer right away!  I’m not much of a fish person, but in the spirit of things I dig right in.  It’s followed by excellent beef & ice cream w/ yummy rum raisin compote.  A good start.

Mandag, 7/7:
          Of course I’m awake about 3 AM  ̶  the time change plus it’s quite light out already; M does better.  Beautiful sunny AM to start, generally good weather but some clouds & sprinkles in PM.  I take an early stroll thru the mixed commercial/residential neighborhood.  Lots of bikes, Blockbuster store nearby.  BBC news: Italy transport strike; Nadal beats Federer at Wimbledon tennis.  A morgenbad breakfast buffet typical of our hotels: scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, potatoes, fruit, yogurt, cereals, cold cuts, and of course Danish.  We sit w/ father-son from Canada here for a Hereford convention; they suggest taking a canal cruise.  Diane, a museum docent in Santa Fe, disappointed that many Copenhagen museums are closed on Mondays.  Marjorie looks into a grocery by the hotel: as with other shopping here, things are very expensive.
A brief bus orientation tour 8:30-10.  Andrej introduces driver Peter as “a former Formula 1 driver.”  We pass an offshore windmill park.  We’re on Zealand island, largest in Denmark.  A stop at Nyhavn, an area much like Amsterdam w/ boats lining a canal & pretty buildings.




then to Amalienborg Palace: pretty gardens, fountains, grounds.  

Here, as thruout our journey, many statues immortalize people on horseback, and pretty buildings w/ interesting facades & roofs.  But foreshadowing later experiences w/ closed churches, the nearby church (Frederikskirke) is closed.  Buses everywhere here, but Peter maneuvers expertly  ̶  our admiration of his skill only grows thruout the trip.  
On to famous Little Mermaid (Den Lille Harfrue).  She’s larger than expected and right by the shore  ̶  which helps account for a history of defacement & beheading, poor girl!  

Tour ends at Rathaus (city hall) w/ pretty central hall.  A lovely square, interesting fountains, steeples, flags, flowers. 





I wait ‘til later to take a photo of Hans Christian Anderson statue  ̶  many Japanese tourists now each having their photo taken w/ Hans.  



A familiar cry from nearby: “Mom, there’s a McDonald’s!”  We stroll w/ D & J in Stroget pedestrian shopping area.  Many amber shops.  I buy a magnet for my office collection from Japanese salesclerk; the confluence of cultures seems a sure sign of globalization.  An open-air cafe for Danish favorite smorrebrod (open-faced sandwiches of various sorts).   


Into Helligåndskirken (Holy Ghost Church), oldest church in Copenhagen w/ pretty wooden altars, pulpit, organ area.  Diane finds a Georg Jensen store next to Royal Copenhagen China.


We follow breakfast suggestion of a canal cruise, narrated in Danish, English, Spanish, for a different perspective on the city.  The old naval yard is now very pricey apartments; more derelict houseboats are in nearby Christiana area.  We even see some swans w/ ugly ducklings, just like you-know-who’s story.  Past Nyhavn again; many types of boats double and triple parked.  Under very low bridges, one we just barely fit thru on the sides; applause after we maneuver thru!  More views of a church w/ an interesting corkscrew steeple. 

 We’re winding down, so a stop for stimulants at Baresso Coffeeshop.  We pass costumed Alvin & the Chipmunks working the crowds on our way to the metro at Kongens Nytorv square, then to our hotel for some relaxing.

Tonight to Tivoli Gardens, reputedly an inspiration for Walt Disney.  A shared taxi with D & J on a beautiful evening. 


A wonderful place to wander: flowers & fountains, stages w/ orchestra & band, theatres & pavilions, carnival rides & games, shops & restaurants.  Too bad the famous Pantomime Theatre isn’t open.  





 We follow a Frommer’s recommendation for Groften restaurant, a classic place very popular w/ locals.  It’s very large, so lines move quickly.  All-you-can-eat hash (J & M), stroganoff (D), potato soup & cheese plate (R).  Really good eats!  My off-kilter soup bowl seems a classic Scandinavian design. 


 


Lights lining buildings & walkways come on as we finish dinner for a fairyland look.  We stroll among rides for kids of all sizes, at one point walking under and feeling in the midst of “The Demon” roller coaster.  Yummy ice cream, then a taxi back to the hotel.  A great day!  I took 120 photos  ̶  thank you digital!



Tirsdag, 7/8


        
Cooler (maybe 20º C today), blue sky to start then sun/clouds mix.  We have typical orders today: 7:00 wakeup calls, 7:30 luggage outside rooms for porters, breakfast, on the bus by 8:30.  Our first driving day: 300 mi (480 km) west then north up the Jutland peninsula to Frederikshavn.  Andrej’s rule: 5 minutes late to the bus you have to sing for us, 10 minutes you dance, 15 minutes you can sing & dance all you want because we’ll be gone. Appropriate Scandinavian icons ride on the front of the bus.

Thru pretty rural areas: beans, corn, cattle & sheep, neat farm buildings, many white “wind turbines.”  Andrej gives more info on culture & history while we drive.  Denmark’s a big beer producer, Carlsberg the largest.  Denmark also has the largest per capita wine consumption; is that why they’re so happy?  But we also hear during the trip about heavy alcohol use & depression  ̶  those long winter days with little light!  Some dark clouds & rain shortly after we’re underway.  Onto a fast motorway, over 2 very big bridges; the 1st is the 2nd longest suspension bridge in the world, 6.8 km, Statue of Liberty could fit beneath. 





Into Odense, childhood home of Hans C A.  His “humble” home is closed, but it’s a nice place for a break & stroll: colorful buildings, flowers, many sculptures, a pedestrian area.  Light rain with breaks of sun.  Pretty city hall and nearby St. Canute’s Cathedral w/ carved altar and light interior that seem very Scandinavian, but Jerry objects to white paint over the interior bricks! 







There’s a play presented for children in a little castle by a pond next to the HCA museum, complete with costumed Little Mermaid on the water.  A pretty nearby cafe for snack/lunch w/ unisex bathroom we find some other places: full-sized doors for each individual WC off of shared sink area.



          Back on the road, more culture & history from Andrej.  LEGOS comes from Danish for “play well.”  But Andrej doesn’t overwhelm us with info, we get some quiet time w/ classical music for naps.  Past a Vestas factory, largest producer of wind turbines in the world; Denmark has the largest share of its energy (20%) from wind.  After a “comfort” stop outside Arhus, Toronto-Russian couple Nina & Norm are late returning to the bus (a bit of a habit for them); as penance Nina gives a spirited rendition of 2 Russian songs.  Denmark is very flat but more rolling terrain in Jutland.  Mostly cloudy now w/ scattered rain & pretty cloud formations as we travel along the North Sea into Frederikshavn to Radisson SAS Jutlandia.  A nice view of harbor & ships from our room.  

We stretch our legs in a pedestrian zone (very common in cities here).  Lots of different ethnic restaurants, but we have included dinner tonight.  It’s cooler, jacket weather, dramatic dark clouds looming over the North Sea.  Here and some other hotels we learn to plug in the room key card to get electricity.  In a nearby grocery M finds some inexpensive wine & stuff for a ferry picnic tomorrow.  Outside is a rack of “communal” bikes for locals to borrow & return.  A buffet dinner on the top (6th) floor: many fish options which I mostly duck.  A quieter, less hectic day, only about 30 photos.

Onsdag, 7/9:
          Cool AM, early sun/clouds mix.  3 countries today: 2-hour ferry across the North Sea from Denmark to Gothenburg, Sweden, then 320 km on the bus to Oslo, Norway.  TV has colorful Danish cartoons.  Early AM elevators filled w/ 13-year-old soccer players for nearby tournament; I ride with Canadian coaches.  There’s an especially nice-looking buffet on the 6th floor overlooking the harbor.   

Some chatting w/ Andrej waiting to board the ferry: this isn’t his usual tour; he has an Omaha HS teacher girlfriend, they met on one of his tours.  As we board M gets a Curious George pennant, each person gets a piece of candy. 

The ferry is a very large catamaran w/ places to shop & eat (Food City NY Diner!), lots of seating (we gather w/ D & J around a table by a window), slot machines, activities for kids.  Ominous-looking clouds & light rain, then brighter w/ sunny breaks; a quiet, calm ride; one can imagine very stormy passages here.   

It’s pretty coming into Göteborg: rocky coast & lighthouse like Nova Scotia, shipyard & Volvo factory, a towering statue of fisherman’s wife waiting for his return.  A quick narrated drive thru the city; one stretch w/ Hard Rock Cafe then Burger King then 7-11, later an IKEA (one of M’s favorite stores)!  Norway is the 2nd most expensive country (after Iceland); we believe it  ̶  during our travels we see $30 hamburgers, $15 bowls of suppe, $12 Pepsi, $9-10/gal gas!  Into the countryside w/ increasing sun & blue sky.  Very green, farms & forest, many granite outcroppings. Onto the motorway again w/ stretches of construction using Volvo equipment. 

 We cross into Norway on a bridge w/ beautiful view overlooking a fjord.  Andrej tells more about Norwegian history & culture.  It’s a myth that Vikings wore helmets w/ horns.  Thru a very long tunnel, 1 of some 100 during our drives.  More rugged countryside under bright sun & blue sky.   

Into Oslo outskirts about 4:30 to Rica Oslo hotel, part of a major chain here.  Excellent central location, smaller but more elegantly furnished room.  We appreciate that this hotel has AC, since it’s pretty warm today.  CNN: Iran fires test missile, Yahoo is upset w/ Microsoft about something; later we see Jon Stewart w/ Mike Myers.

     
After a brief happy hour in our room w/ D & J, out to explore Oslo.  Onto pedestrian Karl Johan’s Gate, with Cathedral, University, Palace.  We find Saras Telt outdoor restaurant in a park across from the University; a very sweet waitress & comparatively “reasonable” prices for sandwiches/salads.  


Beautiful evening & a lovely city to stroll: many interesting sculptures & fountains, street musicians, one street full of motorcycles  ̶  is it a rally?  Up to the Palace w/ pretty gardens, views back to the city. 







  Many 7-11 stores here and other cities on the trip.  Others with colorful tourist stuff. Some ice cream from a convenience store next to the hotel, where we witness unhappy interaction between clerk & street people, who leave when a policeman is summoned.  One departs using words that don’t seem to be in my vocabulary sheet.
         
Tǿrsdag, 7/10:       
          AM sun & blue sky.  CNN: Jesse Jackson apologizes for “crude remarks” about Barak Obama.  Indian tour member hands out pretty bracelets/key chains as gifts.  We’re joined by local guide Kirsten.  No pennant flying over the Palace means the King is away, at the sailing world championships.  Imposing fence & guards at US embassy.  We pass 1 of 2 Catholic churches in Oslo; Lutherans dominate here, tho we’re told they don’t attend much.  It’s light now almost until midnight, but in winter it’s light only 10-3.   


To Vigelandsparken: over 200 Gustav Vigeland sculptures of humans in all aspects of life, infancy to elderly; culminates in a granite monolith w/ 121 figures.  A remarkable and moving place: you “can’t take it for granite,” I say to Diane’s dismay.  It’s getting quite warm; short sleeves a good decision today.   








On to the Rådhuset (city hall) which Frommer’s says has been called both “the pride of Norway” & “aggressively ugly.”  We agree with the former, there’s beauty everywhere: portraits, frescoes, sculptures.  Carvings of Norse legends on a walkway.  An impressive central hall is used for Nobel Peace Prize ceremony: its walls are covered by frescoes depicting various aspects of Norway culture & history; 


especially moving images of Nazi occupation, clearly a central part of Norwegian cultural memory.  Edvard Munch “Tree of Life” in one room.  A fresco in another room includes a boy sticking out his tongue  ̶  the artist added this because they wouldn’t remove a doorway from the wall used for his fresco. 

 Pretty harbor view from a balcony.  After a coffee/snack stop, briefly to the waterfront w/ fountains, flowers, & more sculptures of “regular folks,” including various workers (carpenter, bricklayer, etc.) depicted along this side of city hall.  Oslo is a beautiful city; we hadn’t expected so much.

          We rejoin Kirsten for our first “optional excursion” (8 were offered, we chose 3).  She says it’s 27° C (about 80º F) today, quite warm for here.  Gulf Stream keeps things temperate along the coast; otherwise the climate would be like Alaska or Iceland.  Many boats and marinas; Kirsten says many don’t really know how to use them, keeping their Coast Guard busy with rescues.   

Onto nearby island w/ many museet, our first the Viking Ship Museum, ships unearthed from burial mounds dating to the Viking Age of 800-1050.  Replica of one was sailed to Chicago; it’s hard to imagine some 50 Vikings sailing in these.  On to Frammuseet, ship used by Arctic explorer Fridtjof Nansen, and by Roald Amundsen to reach the South Pole (after being beaten to the North)  ̶  it’s getting confusing to remember who went where!   

Lastly the Kon-Tiki Museum with various Thor Heyerdahl ships: Ra I & II, Tigris, & Kon-Tiki.  These were used in “experimental archeology” expeditions; their attitude was, let’s try [insert voyage here] to see if it could have been done.

          Back to the city to pick up the rest of our group for a drive 110 km to Telemark region.  As we leave there’s a view of famous Holmenkollen ski jump from the 1952 Olympics.  Andrej gives more info about Amundsen & Munch.  A pretty drive: farms & forest mix again, then beginning to get into mountains; seems similar to going from Mohawk River toward Adirondacks near us. Thru a 3.8 km tunnel.  We’re on winding roads that Andrej says will get worse when we’re in the mountains tomorrow.  


Tonight’s lodging is Norlandia Telemark Hotell, a simpler place near a lake in small town of Notodden.  TV has Tour de France, programs similar to our “This Old House” & reality dating shows.  A pretty lake, dark water & very green hills.  We scoop up some sand for stepsister Mar’s international sand collection.  M spots a Husqvarna store; they make top sewing machines & other “wonderful things.”  Hotel bar has a “Rat Pack” theme: music & photos of Sinatra & pals.  Many ads here & thruout the trip for “Mama Mia!” movie using ABBA music.  A nice included hotel dinner, then early to bed.  Nothing to do here, just a convenient stopping point, tomorrow’s a long driving day.

Fredag, 7/11:
          Our earliest day: 5:30 wakeup, on the bus by 7 for 480 km drive to Bergen.  Noisy seagulls disrupted sleep.  Wet w/ low AM clouds: looks like our Bavaria trip a few years ago, but we hope it doesn’t snow as it did then!  Andrej says he was counting money for optional excursions last night and forgot to pray for good weather.  Odd AM TV shows: one w/ a ditzy blonde yammering about something or other, another w/ smiley faces and apparent “personals” messages of love & congrats.  Breakfast includes many pickled fish things, plus tubes of caviar & ham & shrimp pastes.   

A pretty, winding drive, many tunnels, heavy forests, mountains, deep glacial lakes; low clouds but spectacular scenery.  We’re starting to see snow patches higher up as we pass 1 of 29 remaining stave churches.   

The area is sparsely populated, but some pretty houses & elevated barns, sod on many roofs.  We pass a big hydroelectric plant.  Thru the town of Rjukan in a steep valley where sunlight reaches the town only half the year.   


A stop at Vermork museum at dramatic site over a gorge, transferring to a small bus to cross a narrow bridge to the museum.  We learn about heavy water Nazis wanted to use to develop an A-bomb.  They were sabotaged by Brit & Norwegian resistance fighters, the subject of Kirk Douglas movie “Heroes of Telemark.”  This is now the Norwegian Industrial Workers Museum.  We’re followed in by a Globus group, our higher-priced cousins; did they get to sleep in longer?  Getting brighter as the sun tries to peek thru.  

 Very rugged deep gorges before terrain flattens out onto Europe’s highest mountain plateau at over 1000 m elevation, above the tree line.  Andrej talks about flora & fauna: wild reindeer here, lemmings are “the most interesting rodent.”  Many beautiful vistas, rocky w/ lichen & moss, little white flowers, ringed by mountains topped with patches of snow.  If we were driving ourselves I’d be searching all the time for places to pull over to take photos. 

 Lunch & toaletter stop at Haukeliseter pass, a skiing/hiking resort area at 3300’  ̶  the highest elevation of the trip and we’re looking down on snow!  Beautiful lake reflections, huts along the shore.  Pretty rosemaling (decorative painted woodwork) inside, tasty mushroom soup & rundstyykke open sandwiches, I skip the porridge.
          Underway again, Andrej decides to bypass a long tunnel to take an old road thru snow fields.  More fabulous views, flocks of sheep here & there.  Andrej tries to show a video about the heroes of Telemark but it keeps getting stuck; the same thing happens later in the trip with the Kirk Douglas movie; bet this doesn’t happen on Globus buses.  Oh well, back to stunning vistas one after another, good visibility & increasing sun.  We learn more about fjords: they’re narrow & deep (many are deeper than nearby North Sea), they contain some saltwater but largely fresh, no tides.  Mountains here are about 4-5,000’ but down below is a mild climate w/ little snow.  Lots of apple & cherry orchards.  We pass an aluminum smelter & later another “industrial monstrosity” that date before the tourist boom.  Andrej tells about trolls, which some think may be “folkloric manifestations of the id”  ̶  I travel to get away from such talk!  
  To Utna, at the confluence of 3 fjords: a pretty hotel w/ beautiful traditional furniture, M buys juicy fresh cherries.  Toalett rundt hjornet (can you guess what it means?).  A ferry across Hardangerfjord. 



Lots of sun & warm now, more vistas including salmon farms.  We stop at Fossafun waterfull; I hike up to walk behind the falling water.  Shops here sell reindeer skins, trolls of all sizes, Viking helmets.  Some try on helmets to check their Viking look.  On the final leg, Andrej says some consider Bergen the most beautiful Scandinavian city.  They get 260 days of rain a year, and it’s pouring as we near  ̶  but then a rainbow!  
         
Into Bergen about 5:30, to Scandic Bergen City, very central & best accommodations so far: roomy, nicely furnished.  We encounter another Cosmos group who started the same itinerary a day before us. 
A bit drizzly as we head for dinner at Frommer’s recommended “moderate” restaurant Holberg-Stuen, overlooking a pedestrian area.  Our biggest dining splurge, but well worth it: excellent lamb shank (R), cusk (M) (an unfamiliar fish described very well by our young waiter), gravlaks (a salmon dish for J), beef tenderloin (D).  


A stroll to the harbor, low sun w/ rainbow overhead, occasional light rain that only adds to the beautiful lighting.  The harbor includes the Bryggen area, pretty buildings (full of shops) dating to Hanseatic League merchants and now a World Heritage Site.  We encounter 2 of our British ladies who seem a bit guilty about munching on “chips.”  An ice cream stop before heading to our hotel about 10:00; still some time before sunset.  I can finally stop taking photos!  We’re very ready to stay in the same place for 2 nights, and no bus rides for a day!  A long and tiring day but wonderful again, spectacular sights.  So far every day has been more spectacular than expected!

Lǿrdag, 7/12:
         
Noisy seagulls and raucous street below, but my best sleeping so far.  CNN: Latest Apple gadget, IPhone36, was released and has glitches.  More pretty AM cartoons.  A bit rainy & cool to start; some showers later but mostly mixed clouds & sun, about 70°.  Breakfast is crowded w/ other tour groups.  Some groups have to wear name badges  ̶  to borrow a phrase (guess where from?), “we don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”  Breakfast options are labeled here: anchovies, pickled & mustard herring, things I eschew!  M figures out tricky keyboard to use a hotel computer to check e-mail.  Andrej said almost everyone is on the optional city tour, hope he’s not hurt that we’re not.  The hotel is so central, we opt to do Bergen on our own, splitting at first from D & J but will rendezvous later.  

           Off we go to ha en fin dag (another language quiz for you).  Past interesting sculptures to the harbor, w/ very colorful fish market & other stalls.  Wolf/seal/reindeer skins, flowers, crafts, trolls & moose everywhere.  Many smells, from fish to raspberries.  Into nearby Kjottbasaben, an old building like Boston’s Faneuil Hall w/ many food places.   

A chef talks to M about his fish cakes that include “some kind of onion”  ̶  M tells him they must be leeks.  We get a taste, but decline smoked whale. 
Other colorful shops.

Up the hill to Mariakirke, but it’s another closed church.  Nearby is a pretty area of shops in old warehouses w/ pretty roofs.  We bump into Andrej, tell him that M does wedding cakes, just in case he needs one.  We learn a purse & wallet have been stolen from our group.  

Back to the harbor and a Christmas shop where M finds a pretty ornament (well, we have to buy something!).  And other pretty shops. 

While M joins D & J poking around shops, I head back to last night’s restaurant (passing a talented 4-man brass ensemble in the square) to see if M left her umbrella there; no sign of it, but they insist we take one of theirs  ̶  everybody has been so friendly and nice here!  


The four of us take Flǿibanen funicular to a splendid panorama overlooking the city & surrounding area.  Pretty sun/cloud mix w/ excellent visibility.  Back down for light lunch at Kjottbasaben: apple pie/cafe latte for me, sandwiches for others. 

 D & J head for the art museum, M & I decide to walk to what Frommer’s says is Europe’s best akvariet (aquarium, that is); M uses her “new” umbrella in a light rain.  But the price is rather more than our book says, so we decide Norwegian seals & fish can’t be that special.   
Still, it’s a good walk and we enjoy the walk back thru residential areas w/ many pretty roses, colorful houses, views of harbor & city.  A grocery stop to pick up tomorrow’s lunch: oranges, cheese, bread, etc. 





 Hotel clerk directs us to a pasta/pizza place  ̶  very brightly decorated, excellent food, reasonable prices.  More strolling on a lovely evening, then an ice cream stop (gotta use up some coins).  “Dr. No” on TV.  I say this was the 1st James Bond flick, M says it was “Goldfinger;” we’ll have to check [postscript: I was right!].  A very nice day, a more relaxed pace in a lovely city.

Sondag, 7/13:
          Much Saturday night carousing in streets outside, then it starts getting light so early that I don’t get much sleep.  CNN: major mortgage bank IndyMac collapses.  Norwegian Elmo on TV.  Hardly any traffic as we drive out, tho it’s apparently a good bet they’re not in church.  Cool/cloudy, very green countryside, many tunnels (some more than a mile long).  Thick forests, steep mountains, lakes & rivers; one stretch seems like Bear Mtn. Bridge on the Hudson.  Cute little bus stop sheds w/ sod on top.  We pass Dale, home of famous sweaters, to a stop in Voss, birthplace of Knute Rockne.  Many water sports here, we see a colorful parasailer; have to keep an eye on Marjorie after her comment while in Switzerland that a hang-gliding crash would be a romantic way to go.  Large troll displayed outside a souvenir shop.  And another closed church!  Off again, past pretty tvindefossen (twin waterfalls).  Snow at mountaintops again.  


 We reach Gudvagen at noon for 3-hour cruise on 3 fjords to Laerdal.  We start on Naeroyfjorden, the narrowest fjord, finish on Sognefjord, the longest (200 km) & deepest (1300 m).  We’ll reach the northernmost part of our trip, almost as far north as Anchorage.  Naeroyfjorden is especially dramatic: near-vertical mountain walls, many waterfalls spilling down.  





Some sun, then rain causes people to scurry from the top deck, then periods of bright sun and sun/clouds mix  ̶  it’s interesting to see different lighting conditions.  Seagulls hover alongside hoping for treats.  We glide past little villages w/ no road access.  Rich marine life here, we might (but don’t) see porpoises.
          Back on the bus past Laerdal tunnel, world’s longest mountain tunnel at 24.5 km.  Thru a beautiful valley w/ steep walls, cultivated fields below.  We choose a detour on Historisk Rute from before the tunnels were built, along a tumbling mountain stream.  

  A stop at Borgund & oldest stavkyrkje (stave church, so named for its vertical planking).  Interesting mix of very old & recent headstones in the cemetery.  Back on the bus, Andrej relates info on Vikings, who were both warriors & merchants; some pretty disgusting stuff about personal hygiene, sacrifices of slave women when a chief died.  Swedish Russ tribe became the Russians.  













          
 
More pretty scenery, one vista after another.  We again go above the tree line, then across the watershed; rivers now flow into the Baltic instead of North Sea.  We reach Fagernes a little before 6:00: Quality Inn and Resort, a fancier resort hotel on a pretty lake w/ nearby island, fountain, colorful seaplane.   
More sand to scoop for stepsis Mar.  A beautiful evening, dinner in an elegant dining room overlooking the lake.  A big spread: 1 table devoted to cold fish stuff, another w/ salads, many hot entrees, variety of desserts from yummy raspberries w/ cream to rhubarb cake that resonates w/ M’s Wisconsin heritage.  After dinner we stroll along the lake.  Beach volleyball anyone?  ̶  there’s a court set up. 


Mandag: 7/14:

          Sunny AM, the lake is especially beautiful.  More good väder today?  Frokost buffet includes koldtbord (cold table) w/ delicacies like herring, goat’s milk cheese.  Several tour groups & their luggage create elevator bottlenecks.  Today’s our longest driving distance (300 mi) but much is on motorways.  Partly sunny then more clouds, pop music on the sound system as we drive thru more pretty scenery: mountains, forests, lakes; the other side of the bus can see reindeer along the road (I catch just a glimpse). 

Peter has to come to a halt for a very calm little sheep lying in the middle of our lane.  After maneuvering past we encounter plenty more sheep alongside & lying in the road  ̶  Peter uses his alleged Formula 1 skills to work thru the obstacle course, no road kill today.  To Lillehammer, on Norway’s largest lake & central site of 1994 Olympics (Andrej’s very proud that Russia will host 2014 Games).   
Ski jumps in use w/ wet green artificial turf used for landing areas (like we’ve seen at our Lake Placid).  Into town to stroll & snack on scones & strawberries.  Underway again about noon, Sweden info from Andrej: it’s the largest Scandinavian country in both area & people, has more than 100,000 lakes.  Mix of sun & clouds w/ occasional showers as we drive thru rolling agricultural & forested countryside.  A pretty drive w/ many shades of green, many lakes  ̶  but not the dramatic scenery we’ve been spoiled by.  Nonetheless, “Hallelujah Chorus” playing on the sound system seems appropriate.  Many fields of some kind of grassy crop, maybe for feed.  Crossing signs for sheep & moose.  We pass a small replica of the Brooklyn Bridge (so Andrej says). 

            As we near the border Andrej gives clever accounts describing Swedish men & women, marriage & family customs.  Välkommen till Sverige a little before 3:00.  Time for currency exchange, VAT refunds for those who bought enough, snacks.  We use remaining Norway coins on cookies & chocolate.  Driving again, Andrej resumes Swedish history & culture.  He talks about people displayed on currency, including Jenny Lind: the “Swedish Nightingale” inspired some of Hans Christian Anderson’s stories but didn’t return his love.  Sweden has avoided war for some 200 years, tho neutrality in WW I & II annoyed their neighbors.  Swedes “born free but taxed to death.”  On a roll, Andrej has the bus laughing with his cultural accounts; we later learn some of his clever material comes from “The Xenophobe’s Guide” (see xenophobes.com). 

 To Karlstad and Clarion Hotel Plaza at about 5; another nice room, even a little sitting area.  It’s near a pedestrian area & pretty Town Hall square.  M finds “Exotic Snacks” at a grocery.  Good pizza & salads at Kebab House.  Exchange rate & prices are a little better in Sweden.  It’s quite cool, nothing much going on  ̶  except a street character singing & dancing to his own boom box music  ̶  so we head back to the hotel.  Comparatively quiet on photos during a mostly “moving day” to get to Sweden.

Tisdag, 7/15:
          Wakeup today at 7:30, on the bus by 9:00  ̶  how relaxed!  My 1st pretty good night’s sleep, but my snoring disrupted Marjorie’s; guess we’re taking turns sleeping.  Hope we have the energy to give Stockholm its due; this is longer than our usual trips and we’ve seen so much!  Some of our fellow travelers seem confused about where we are, what day it is.  If it’s Tuesday, it must be Sweden.  BBC: New Yorker cover depicting Obama as Muslim & wife as terrorist decried as “tasteless & offensive.”   

Breakfast in a pretty courtyard that’s also used as a nightclub: includes meatballs, pancakes smothered in blue/straw/cloudberries; “O’Boy” hot chocolate to fill Jerry’s yen.  Beautiful AM, cool & sunny for our last driving day, only 200 miles on fast roads.  On the bus Andrej says: “Norm’s wife is missing . . . we’ll find him another one.”  More amusing info on local culture.  Sweden established a socialist social welfare system so “everyone’s on welfare.”  The Swedish military “as a last resort defends the country with fermented herring.”  M & I have now rotated up to front seats overlooking Andrej & Peter, but less leg room.  We pass Nobel’s hometown & Bofors arms factory he owned, then thru “the plains of Sweden:” more farms & forests, lots of fields w/ pretty yellow rape seed flowers. 

 God Morgon stop for coffee & pastries  ̶  tho not, thankfully, at 1 of many McDonald’s along the motorway  ̶  before reaching Gripsholm Castle in Mariefred.  We gather for a “class photo,” Andrej shooting one pic after another w/ our cameras.  Interesting 11th C runestones near the castle.  Pretty grounds and views, a short walk to the village.  A sign says kyrka är öppen  ̶  this church is open!  Quite warm sun now. 

 Back on the road, Andrej distributes Cosmos questionnaires saying he needs them from all of us and implying that he hopes we’ll have good things to say.  I tell him that I teach survey methods, he’s violating some cardinal rules about coercion & influencing responses!  He’s unimpressed.   

We reach Stockholm about 3:00, to Scandic Brommo hotel in a suburban area (the “other” Cosmos tour got the usual hotel they use here, but this is fine).

          M explores nearby grocery before boarding the bus again for optional walking tour & dinner in the old town, Gamla Stan.  Nina & Norm are late again, Texan Glenn grabs the mike to tell a joke; “Deep in the Heart of Texas” is sung later in the back of the bus; is Andrej losing control at the end?  Pretty ride into the city.  Stockholm is “Venice of the North,” set on 14 islands at the confluence of Baltic Sea & a lake.   

We meet local guide Ylva.  An excellent tour; Ylva is informative & humorous w/ many interesting stories.  At the “smallest statue” an older women volunteers to rub its head  ̶  “now you get pregnant,” says Ylva.   

 





  Views everywhere, including up & down, narrow old cobblestone streets, interesting squares w/ sculptures & fountains; many photos!  They’ve had to shore up sinking buildings, including world’s oldest central bank.  A Swede invented paper money to replace very cumbersome coins; then defaulted and was beheaded!  The King insisted on changing the cathedral exterior from Gothic to Baroque to match his palace; M’s bad joke: “If it ain’t baroque, you do fix it!”  




We descend into the 14th C cellar of a restaurant, part of the catacombs, for a dinner of Swedish meatballs (what else!) & yummy apple cake w/ custard.  Very atmospheric: old brick walls, curved ceiling, candlelight.  Chatting w/ Andrej we learn he’ll rendezvous next week with his Omaha sweetie in Vienna (how romantic!) & visit Omaha in November.  Men playing bocce in the square as the light dims.  We head back to the hotel, all feeling very content, now even Peter is telling jokes.  Marjorie really likes Stockholm!

Onsdag, 7/16:
          Another nice AM & a perfect day: bright sun, puffy white clouds, mid-70s.  On the bus into the city Andrej plays his farewell song: “Precious Moments: When Will I See You Again?”  We’re w/ Ylva again for included city orientation tour that starts at city hall, an imposing brick building w/ twin towers, lovely interior courtyard.   

Ylva explains architecture & construction.  Large interior hall is used for a big party at the Nobel Prize ceremonies; but the Peace Prize is given in Oslo  ̶  Norwegians were considered more peaceful people than Swedes.  Jerry’s pleased they nixed plans to paint over bricks here.  They’re very attentive to security due to recent assassinations; groups aren’t allowed to stop in “political area” of offices & meeting rooms.  



There’s beautiful wood in council chambers.  Ylva stresses how representative the council is: more women than men (as is true in Stockholm’s population) & various ethnic groups among its members.  Thru a lovely hallway w/ frescoes by a painter prince & into another hall w/ incredible gold mosaics made of 18 million pieces; hope M doesn’t get any ideas here for our bathroom remodeling.  Ylva: in the socialist tradition, this is a “palace for the people.”

          We drive thru the newer more commercial area of the city: lots of shopping ops, large NK and H&M department stores, a big concert hall.  Ylva says there aren’t fixed hours for shops, listed times are when shopkeepers “pretend to be open.”  They’ve closed post offices, handling those tasks in other ways.  Pretty parks, wide boulevards, an ornate theatre.  People ousted politicians who proposed building skyscrapers here.   

We pass Parliament on its own island, past old Parliament & “House of Nobility,” & onto “Island of Nobility” w/ a church used for royal burials.  Up to a viewpoint overlooking Baltic side of the city, & local Tivoli amusement park.  Ylva gives more info on politics and royalty: current King has French heritage, no Swedish blood.   


            We drop some of our group at the palace and head off for the last optional excursion: Warship Vasa Museum that Frommer’s calls “the top attraction in Scandinavia.”  It’s a fantastic 17th C vessel that sank in the harbor 20 minutes into the maiden voyage!  ̶  too narrow, too tall, too many cannons, too little ballast.  Seems amusing, except some 50 drowned including sailors’ wives & children along for the festive first sailing.  
 Since it rested straight up on its hull & was protected from worms by freshwater, the ship remained in excellent condition; it was raised up in 1961, & after restoration was towed to current location in 1988.  Our first real crowds of the trip.  Very interesting film shows process of salvage, restoration, & preservation.  The museum is very dark & climate-controlled.  A brightly painted model shows how beautiful the ship was.  An eerie “face to face” recreation of victims as they would have looked in real life, based on skeletal remains. A big “Wow!” for this place.
          We return to Gamla Stan, into a little cafe for lunch: sensible quiche for M but I splurge w/ applestrudel varm med vanilyj säs & huge mug of hot chocolate (hope there’s a favorable exchange rate on calories).  More wandering: many shops, including “Rock Town” & the ubiquitous 7-11s, pretty windows w/ everything from Pippi Longstocking to beautiful painted horses of all sizes (a distinctive, and too expensive, hand-made craft here).   

We “do the Palace” w/ a combination ticket (even tho no photos allowed!); Ylva noted that this is larger than Buckingham Palace by 1 room.  A brief stop for an organ concert in the royal chapel, then up an imposing staircase to State Apartments.  Once again it’s confirmed that it’s good to be King . . . or even a guest.  Beautifully ornate rooms & halls, lovely furniture, tapestries, ceilings w/ sculptures reaching down.  Rooms are still used for some meetings & banquets when the King is “kinging” (as Ylva put it).  A spectacular gallery leads to a banquet room.  Displays of fancy clothes, chivalric regalia.  Into the Treasury w/ fancy crowns, bejeweled swords & sceptres; but the collection seems less extensive than what we saw in Vienna.  We sit in the courtyard for a brief rest & ice cream.   
Then the Tre Kronor Museum, into the cellar for info & artifacts from the medieval history of the palace.  The last stop and our favorite: the Armoury, w/ weaponry, armor for man & horse, royal clothing & artifacts (especially interesting stuff for royal children), & ornately decorated state coaches dating to 16th & 17th C. 


          Back to the hotel about 5:00.  A perfect and very busy day in our favorite city of the tour.  Whew!  I practically wore out the digital voice recorder I use as my memory to help keep track of things.  Driving back Andrej relates some personal history of his efforts to defect from the Soviet Union when very young.  And Peter plays his farewell songs: “My Way” & “We’ll Meet Again, Don’t Know Where, Don’t Know When.”  Farewell dinner at the hotel. Oops: they got confused & prepared for only 20!  Things are OK after some delay & scurrying.  A variety of toasts.  The Aussie contingent makes special presentations culminating in a “special” shirt for Richard (can’t say more about it in a family-oriented account).

Thursday, 7/17:
          No wakeup call!  Another nice sunny AM.  Sport news: American League won the longest All-Star game ever, at Yankee Stadium in the last season for “the cathedral of baseball.”  CNN: Wall Street surged as oil prices declined.  Coffee farewells w/ D & J, who leave earlier.  We have breakfast later; it’s much busier than other days, w/ many Iron Maiden rock band t-shirts that must be from a concert.  Peter is off to Copenhagen to work locally, then another tour in a week.  Andrej is off to Vienna for a week off, then leading his usual Baltic tour: 9 countries in 12 days!  At an open-air market by the hotel parking lot M buys some bread for Matt & Anthea, pastries for us from a young woman wearing a Canada sweatshirt.  We share a taxi about 30 mi to Arlanda airport w/ Indian couple Maya & Motilal from our group.  We use our last SEK on kaffe latte & last O’Boy varm choklad for me.  Maya & Motilal inadvertently go thru an emergency door that bypasses passport control; things OK after a couple of chats w/ security (& we vouch for them, surely a significant factor).  On-time 3:40 departure, a little early into London Heathrow & a 3-hour layover, then about on time into JFK a little after 11pm.  Easily thru passport control & customs  ̶  you’d think they’d be suspicious that we bought so little!  Matt picks us up.  There’s been developmental progress while we’ve been gone: Willy is successfully using the potty & Miles has started crawling.  We planned to stay only overnight, but Matt could use some help with the kids tomorrow.  But when I’m wide awake at 5am we decide I’ll drive back to put our affairs in order.  A Triboro Bridge sunrise, easy out of the city & up the Thruway home.  We’ve come back to high humidity, temps in the 90s.  M takes the train home on Saturday.

  Thinking back on all the people and arrangements, everything worked out so well!  Andrej was an excellent guide: friendly, well-organized, & informative, w/ a sly deadpan sense of humor.  He watched over us very well while keeping everything on course.  I can still hear his call to action on the bus: “OK, Peter, let’s go!”  Although we gave up our usual travel independence, to be honest it was nice to have someone else handle most of the details for a change.
   We had a diverse group of 41 travelers, we Yanks a definite minority  ̶  others from England, Scotland, Australia, India, Pakistan.  Many veteran travelers, some continuing travels begun before, others continuing on after.  Two weeks seems plenty long enough for us!  Interesting & congenial companions; to name a few: friendly Jo & Glenn from Waco, Scottish Bert w/ his cane & charming but hard to decipher brogue, deep-voiced & enigmatic Brit Richard, Aussies chatty Charlene & quiet Annette, Californian Laurie interested in M’s childhood Wisconsin haunts of Portage & Baraboo.  The age range represented by George traveling w/ teen grandson Chase.  We especially enjoyed the extended time with Diane & Jerry, such good long-time friends.
   Hotels were very nice; good quality chains tho not the smaller quainter places we usually stay.  Some variation in room size, most w/ no AC, common in Europe but can be a bit stuffy when it gets warmer & noisy when windows need to be open at night.  Typical European variety & challenges in showers: some w/ no tub or enclosure, just a curtain or swing-out door & a drain-- water gets all over despite your best efforts. 
   Some relatively lengthy driving stretches in the bus.  A lot of ground to cover  ̶  2,550+ km total.  Can’t say we’re eager to get on another bus right away, but we needed to go such distances to see the fabulous sights spread across a large area in this part of the world.  The bus was reasonably comfortable, seats were high for good visibility above traffic.  We rotated seating each day; except Aussies Charlene & Annette decided to stay in their back seat perches, which nobody seemed to mind.  The bus seated 52, so some days we enjoyed extra room to spread out.  Generally good spacing of stops for sights or “comfort.”  It was challenging to take photos from a moving bus; some good, others not so good.  Having had occasional trouble w/ congestion & sinus infections on past trips, I took “Airborne” for long flights & bus rides.  I stayed healthy: prevention or placebo?
   We had very nice weather, what rain there was seemed mostly to make things more “atmospheric.”  Temps from mid-60s to high 70s (about 18-27 C).  As may be gathered from this account, things were expensive!  A relatively “inexpensive” meal could run about $25, a “nicer” restaurant typically $40-50.  Every meal seemed like a splurge, but you just have to go with it and enjoy.  Thank goodness for the large buffet breakfasts included w/ the hotels.  And sorry dear readers, we didn’t do our Christmas shopping over there.
          Marjorie especially was surprised by how much there was to see.  In general, I plan trips and she likes to “discover” the fruits of my labors as they unfold, but even I was not fully prepared for the spectacular scenery & beautiful cities.  My biggest photo trip, over 700; another 250 by Marjorie. And this is probably my longest trip journal.  So it’s official: A wonderful trip!!

Quiz answers:
toalett rundt hjornet = toilet around the corner
ha en fin dag = have a nice day
Bonus answer:
“we don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”: is from movie “The Wild Bunch” (1969, William Holden et al.)

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