The Three Days of
Christmas
December 24-26, 2019
Framed
around some classic verses (and with my sincere apologies for taking such
liberties), here’s an account of our busy Christmas.
‘Twas the day before Christmas and all thru the
house not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. I arose from my bed . .
. to do my driving for the Red Cross: blood deliveries to hospitals in
Kingston, Rhinebeck, and Poughkeepsie. Now, I love Christmas music, but I’m
getting a bit tired of it – I’ve been rehearsing Christmas with Mendelssohn
Club since September, and been hearing all the usual standards over and over on
the radio. But what to my wondering ears should I hear? Kingston radio 92.9 has
the “Lighter Side of Christmas” with humorous versions of holiday classics.
Some examples:
Patrick Stewart a la Star Trek: ♫But as long as you love me so, make it so, make it
so,
make it so♫
♫Just hear those noses snifflin’ and
throats are tinglin’ too. Come on it’s lousy weather
for a flu ride together with you♫
From the Beatles: ♫All you need is elves,
all you need is elves, all you need is elves,
elves, elves are all you need♫
And my personal favorite: Porky Pig singing
♫I’ll have a blue Christmas without you♫